The world's worst blind date

Daredevil has brought you a flower to apologize for what he brought you last week.

Daredevil apologizes about killing your kitten.

DareDevil makes a horrible Mr. Bojangles -- and he knows it.

It wasn't until little Suzy found him that DareDevil realized his greatest fear: young girls goosing him.

The wicked witch of the west has found the red goose hiding in an igloo. The goose courageously faces her inevitable fate.

A witch in an igloo tells a penguin "I'll get you, my gandy" while a red goose honks at her.

The wicked witch of the south needs to relocate. The penguins there give no shit to her threats of acquirement.

A witch finds herself at the north pole, practicing her spells on penguins. There is a strange planetary alignment in the sky.