The guarddoges of the fempire chase away a stray redditor

I'm sad because my arms are too short to reach my pride

"I am surprised by how attractive this is."

I find i poo better when i'm outside during a thunderstorm

A dying america writes in it's blood the name of the one who killed it. Then underneath, draws a cute face.

"I hate it when people shit in the urinal! .....I'm just gonna mop the other side of the bathroom until my shift's over"

when a gravestone dies, where does it go?

poop coming out of the butte of heaven

Vocaloid: The devil's music pizza: the devil's food

the official $1 bill of Oscar the Grouch

two brothers who are really REALLY close.

A poor pizza trying to give friendship coins to an owl only to be friendzoned.