I'm sad because my arms are too short to reach my pride
the bunnies are about to eat the flower! only you can save it!
The guarddoges of the fempire chase away a stray redditor
I find i poo better when i'm outside during a thunderstorm
Cute girl sings cute jingle about cute software that is cute free
the new hip hop/pop hit that's dominating the radio
"I hate it when people shit in the urinal! .....I'm just gonna mop the other side of the bathroom until my shift's over"
K, u look sups hot in that dress, girlfran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when a gravestone dies, where does it go?
An airplane propeller touches the baseball cap on the tip of an arrowhead, and stops.
poop coming out of the butte of heaven
A dying america writes in it's blood the name of the one who killed it. Then underneath, draws a cute face.