chance of precipitation: 100% (definitely gonna be turds, lol)

Pooping in the Rain

I find i poo better when i'm outside during a thunderstorm

Turd given life, and arising from it's watery grave as lightning strikes.

As lightning struck, a toilet gained consciousness and was not pleased to find some poop on its lid

Sentient water closet suddenly realized that they've put out with shit far too long.

lol, its a turd climbing out of a toilet, and the toilet is anime anthromorphic and is doing a sad moe face like no turd dont leave me

the weirdest shit i ever seen. looks like a boot w/ tiny ladder on it, a poop on that, shooting spaghetti at boot face. arrow points at top

Gassy-Gay Boot-Head laments at top of a large boot as an Orange Belt-Head throws pasta and meatballs into said boot from the top of a ladder