when your eyeballs enlarge painfully it's easy to confuse one food for another

Hedwig

After the man dove headfirst into the pool of molten gold, his soul left his body. Soul seems mildly annoyed.

black man finally purchases epic duck mount

tears of joy -- mouth-enlargement surgery was successful!

flowchart concludes with manic emoji

The sight of the pumpkin stoked violent passions Blu had tried to keep buried, and he succombed. Red was no more.

finger happily departs and gains a life of its own. ouch, though.

Man gets mugged by bloody "P"; seems unbothered; hands over money

cinnamon cigarettes are delicious

radical skateboarding spider with oversized abdomen

you at age 30