train to brooklyn

bringing breakfast meats into the shower can have unexpected consequences

bichon frise has been exquisitely rendered by doodler, but uremains unimpressed with the spaghetti on his head

ugh i need a haircut

"cloud farming." it sounds like it should have something to do with distributed bitcoin mining, or WoW, but it's literal.

edgy noir-ish scene featuring catholic sexy female hammerhead shark and a bearded man who wears sunglasses indoors

i lost custody after the divorce and just watched them go

Voldemort (in his aborted fetus train station form), always making excuses for himself.

Woman with quiet determination and clumsily-applied eyeliner

An excellent argument that we should pay teachers more money

The early bird gets the worm (and hectors the indifferent, insomniac turtle).

black undercover cop puts on a tense grin, praying the drug dealer doesn't recognize him