a man hurts his son-in-law because of toilet paper

someone was stabbed because of toilet paper

A knife stabbing someone?

yo dawg, I heard you like knives, so I held you up with a knife using a knife to steal your knives

Getting robbed by angry knife

Man gets mugged by bloody "P"; seems unbothered; hands over money

the rays of the sun, beating down on a man with a water bottle

the sun is Augosto Pinochet and a man is forced to march miles to a prison to be shot

Skinny man in a top hat runs from prison. The sun knows what he's done, though.