The Wizard of Cotton Candy Bubblecious Chewing Gum warns you to not confuse his pink color with an absence of power and menace

IMM, Interplanetary Mobile Mail, arrives at Loading Bay 19. On duty is a tentacled slit monster, glad the long-overdue supplies arrived

Wizard Black tests his Bone Melter Potion on Wizard Blue. "It works, your shin bones are turned to mere jelly" he exclaimed.

Oooh, Bobby Hill, you in trouble now. You got Incredible Hank Hill mad for bringing him piss poor beer!

Blue Rat kindly reminds you, with a glare, to not even consider moving his cheese

Farmer Karen is going medieval on that mole's ass in her country garden. Wrecking havoc. And she's still a better neighbor than most.

The Joker bows humble before an even worse villain. A walking, talking, Orange Bio Hazard on the Nation's Throne.

Goldfish loves his new double straw Piss Guzzler Hat. The moon is shocked.

Mulletor Lunch Special Menu Item #69 -- a giant hot dog with mustard, so big a fish can choke on it.

Wonder Woman, putting on a Gun Show with her muscles. Bystander thanks her for the show. Sun looks on, embarrassed for her, seemingly.

Glow Worm Mining on Epsilon 47 is necessary for renewable organic energy, but the Glow Worm natives are forced to watch in horror

A space station runway, abandoned eons ago, decays silently in the black void, a distant blue star the only witness that it was once grand