Hollow, blind duck, is disappearing before your eyes. Not his own, cuz he doesn't have any.

Horatio Caine wearing the sunglasses of justice. But he's bald.

The sun is very pleased on this day. We have reached civility between blobman and goldfish. No more unpermitted assaults.

In a scene no one saw coming, the sniper coming after Bart Simpson is in fact his father, Homer. Taking aim through the window -- ::Boom::

Santa isn't tolerating nonsense from a Zombie Rabbit. You'll eat this candy cane and you'll love it, damn it.

Would you rather box one human sized duck protected by an angel, or 100 smaller ducks backed by the devil?

It's 2:15 pm, I'm still in bed, my clothes are scattered everywhere. So are my empty soda cans and food wrappers. So it's come to this.

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Alien Ships are no longer interested in probing our humans or beaming up our cows. Nope, they are repossessing your HOUSE.

Angry Ginger gives hell to Pink Stripper.

The Voice Idol, Alien Asian Season 1

Bunsen burner fills in for the missing Olympic Torch