Farmer Karen is going medieval on that mole's ass in her country garden. Wrecking havoc. And she's still a better neighbor than most.

Cat! Leave the bag! Take the Cannoli! And help me out of this cage or I can't feed you.

Neck Pane -- a clever bakery pun featuring a guy suffering from a baguette injury

Looking down into the fiery magma of Mt Doom, but only if Mt Doom was in a bucolic forested meadow at sunset

Putting your ole faithful dog down -- but in an extreme way.

Gothic Scales of Justice

This is the "yellow smile face" equivalent of what it looks like to be ether constipated or anally probed by alien life forms

polar bear

Hollow, blind duck, is disappearing before your eyes. Not his own, cuz he doesn't have any.

Horatio Caine wearing the sunglasses of justice. But he's bald.

The sun is very pleased on this day. We have reached civility between blobman and goldfish. No more unpermitted assaults.

In a scene no one saw coming, the sniper coming after Bart Simpson is in fact his father, Homer. Taking aim through the window -- ::Boom::