Originally it was meant to be the Clean Path, but an unfortunate intergalactic spill later it was decided to name the galaxy Milky Way.

The egyptian theme dance night was a big hit with everyone, even the burn victims. Everyone loved their moves!

Maybe Bowser should contact a specialty store to fashion a sturdier, er, "companion" for him. The plumber merchandise just won't hold up.

Call now, and you won't receive two, no, but ONE! Only ONE burning bag of feces to your door, every night! ONE BAG PER NIGHT! Call now!

A gold watch? A WATCH?! That's not all you could've grabbed, and you know it Alice! You better come back with the big bucks for your acid!

Oblivious to imminent danger, Mr. Beaver is trying to chat up that cute chick.

Dissatisfied by her restricted life in the monastery, a young woman considers to end it by her own hand.

The incandescent Lord of the Unterworld can draw with a mouse, and so can you! It's really not all that hard if you keep practicing.

As 'zilla was bitten / the small girl was smitten / she called it "Sooo cute!" / lil 'zilla no mute / but a zombie's still not a kitten.

The restaurant at the mountains of madness will serve only the finest meats of the hounds of Tindalos. Music is provided by Erich Zann.

It is perfect, radiant in its sublime beauty. Even the highest joys of his enlightened civilisation could not prepared him for this cupcake.

The peaceful alpine landscape has never been the same after that terrible coal mine gas release.