For security, we've installed this kettle of hot tar over your door.
Door to door salesman considers the situation; this is clearly a prank, and a cruel one at that!
For just 10 easy payments of $500, you can have flaming bags of salesman deterrent delivered to your house. Just light and throw!
Call now, and you won't receive two, no, but ONE! Only ONE burning bag of feces to your door, every night! ONE BAG PER NIGHT! Call now!
In his latest infomercial, Vince offer is selling pre-loaded flaming bags of dog poo.
a special treat from McDonalds, the mac-crappy baggie
burning candle at the foot of a red lighthouse.
A lighthouse stands, only one soul inside. Old stars, the only other light. Its fire, warning and beckoning. "What lone life" I'm reckoning.
A lighthouse on a dark night
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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