A black man, indian, and asian hide behind a telephone pole as they compare hat size and put racial stereotypes to rest. same lengths

In the year 213X, The Elvis Penguin DLC of Megaman X72 is released

New and improved: ASS! Order now and get over 10 lbs of ASS!

an incomplete jackolatern. Someone cut the mouth part but didn't remove the chunk... I wonder what would happen if I slipped my finger in...

Joe Cool McDudeBro smokin' a fat spliff talkin' to some bitch

Thing 1 and Thing 2 in a rap battle

a pink colossal squid fighting Mr. Fantastic. The space-time continuum is breaking in the background

Attack Attack! just finished their new album and are delivering the first load of music

gorilla is called gay. Jimmies were rustled

Bioware hard at work on their exciting new DLC for Mass Effect 3

one of those weird ball swinging toys that businessmen had on their desks in the 80s. except this one is suspended from a penis

Fabulous pink Russian eyepatch man is happy he found his lucky hook

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