something that'll make me laugh

A lie about Iron Man's sexuality

Red gorilla in spandex being called gay.

gorilla is called gay. Jimmies were rustled

a brown teenage turtle is renaming itself to Jimmie

a turtel with an orange shell

Old man tortoise rains hellfire down upon his enemies

Fancychef Turtle's first day cooking for the Gods. Unfortunate, the pepper he got was entirely too hot, and is causing a fire.

Oh offensive swear word, Chef Turtle has set the oven on fire once again.

Yep, it's bad.

Red car sad face

A red, unhappy-looking car.

Sad pink car goes downhill, possibly committing suicide.