"SHIT," he thought, trying to slap the flames from his legs, "Why did I wash my pants with gasoline? I regret all of my decisions."
The patient explained to his doctor that he washed his pants with gasoline because he was out of detergent.
I'm afraid you have "liar liar, pants on fire" syndrome.
the man in the suit then extinguishes the burning man's legs using grape cola which gets all over the bed he was lying on
Mr. Guywhoobviouslyhasajobjustbecauseofhissuit must kill the evil grey crap on that angry's pelvis. The only thing he has... is GRAPE JUICE!
Skeleton Man and his sidekick Devil Head laugh maniacally while positioning their victim so he looks like he died masturbatig
Suddenly, James Bond ran into the room and killed the demon and it's leader!
guy blows the brains out of Satan in a ritual room
satan wishes to hear more of your beautiful math gibberish, please do go on
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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