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    "SHIT," he thought, trying to slap the flames from his legs, "Why did I wash my pants with gasoline? I regret all of my decisions."

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    The patient explained to his doctor that he washed his pants with gasoline because he was out of detergent.

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    I'm afraid you have "liar liar, pants on fire" syndrome.

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    the man in the suit then extinguishes the burning man's legs using grape cola which gets all over the bed he was lying on

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    Mr. Guywhoobviouslyhasajobjustbecauseofhissuit must kill the evil grey crap on that angry's pelvis. The only thing he has... is GRAPE JUICE!

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    Skeleton Man and his sidekick Devil Head laugh maniacally while positioning their victim so he looks like he died masturbatig

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    Doodle or Die
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    Suddenly, James Bond ran into the room and killed the demon and it's leader!

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    Doodle or Die
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    guy blows the brains out of Satan in a ritual room

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    satan wishes to hear more of your beautiful math gibberish, please do go on

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Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!

This chain roared to a finish 11 years ago

Comments

  • Tx266   11 years ago
    I misread "The only thing he has is grape juice!" as "The only thing was he is grape juice!" So I made the man grape juice.
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  • thriggle   11 years ago
    Still works! I figured he was just, like, rolling into action on a tidal wave of grape juice.
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  • Ghost Player    11 years ago
    I just realized my formula is completely wrong. Shame on me
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  • thriggle   11 years ago
    Maybe that's why the prince of lies looks so tickled by it.
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