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A generic Asian rice picker, complete with straw hat. A staunch atheist, so probably a communist, so probably Chinese. "GOD IS NOTTU REAR".
Dinosaurs went extinct because they refused the teachings of school. (They where firm believers in young earth creationism.)
killer duck swims underwater with lens flare
A hole by a tree. Or possibly the world's darkest gravy stain by a tree.
THREE SHINY AUBERGINES LISTENING TO MUSIC, FALLING OVER LAUGHING
Two horrifically disfigured albino ants celebrate the find of a grey jawbreaker in a blizzard.
Five grey people stop a large green bean from rolling down a hill
Lincoln, who is a star, is unhappy that he has to dig out a yellow crying cross
A rubber ducky sits on a pile of mud among the grey clouds, oblivious that it will be forever abandoned and alone. Poor, poor ducky.
James Joyce builds a fart cannon.
Star with lil titty looks into distance
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