It's Casablanca and Rick the cactus is listening to Sam the cactus play "As Time Goes By".

A viking octopus flying through space looking for a worthy foe with his thousand yard stare.

Bruce Willis opens his mouth and bees swarm out obeying his will.

You drink the Absinthe and the room darkens. A green fairy grows from the glass and you start to see everything in the style of Art Nouveau.

A conga line of neon pink donkeys and elephants on a black background.

Cthulu the chef presents his next horrifying dish.

Bowser is reading to Mario an adult themed instruction book over the phone

A black bear waterskiing on sharks while making the devil horn sign with both hands.

A very corpulent Bill Clinton in front of a US flag. Sweat glistens on his aroused face, he is looking at you.

Through a busted wall a lone giant eye stares into your soul, suddenly you are filled with the dreadful urge to paint a being of great evil.

A robedfigure trudging along in the desert dragging a sled of supplies underneath the blazing sun.In the distance there are pyramidal forms.

Extra extra Batman wins One Million Dollars!