A french fry wearing a pink bikini tells some guy not to touch them.

Bowser is reading to Mario an adult themed instruction book over the phone

A black bear waterskiing on sharks while making the devil horn sign with both hands.

You drink the Absinthe and the room darkens. A green fairy grows from the glass and you start to see everything in the style of Art Nouveau.

A viking octopus flying through space looking for a worthy foe with his thousand yard stare.

A satellite in space says "Yes Sir, Lowtax.". A white alien looking person with an antenna on his head is struck by the satellite's laser.

Bride and groom getting married. The bride is holding a bloody ring and the groom says "Wrong ring." The priest is surprised.

It's Casablanca and Rick the cactus is listening to Sam the cactus play "As Time Goes By".

In the void of space with spaceships in the background. A red headed girl says "Hey, I'm still alive." A blonde boy says "Nice."

Cthulu the chef presents his next horrifying dish.

Bruce Willis opens his mouth and bees swarm out obeying his will.

Extra extra Batman wins One Million Dollars!