This is the shittiest Cracker Jack prize I ever got!

You get to develop a new ride for our amusement park. Please present your concept drawing.

As it turned out, the prize behind Curtain # 3 was very unpleasant.

Well if you're trying to win a Darwin Award, that's a sure-fire way to come in first.

Someday I'll be lucky enough to get a Tiger brand portable Doodle or Die tablet. Until then I'll just eff things up with my corded mouse.

Vicious, horrible evil Fruit Loops take their revenge on Toucan Sam, swallowing him whole. He tried to warn us!

I am so angry with overly detailed descriptions that I'm turning beet red, emitting electromagnetic pulses, and busting out of my overalls

Fresh out of clowns, the circus ringmaster decides to shoot something else out of the cannons. What a MESS.

Attachment Parenting taken too far: A woman breastfeeds a goldfish.

Addams Family Portrait

Planet Earth is excited about a search of some sort. Earth yells Yaay! Search!" and nearby is a computer mouse and a speaker-on symbol

In dark underground caverns, a colony of mutant ants grow fat feasting on fungi and quenching their thirst with a river of tears