Horace didn't know how he a) fell from such a great height and b) caught fire on the way down

Ah, memories of youth: Watching a movie on a drive-in screen with the top down on your car.

I shot the Sheriff, but I did not shot the Deputy.

The condemned ate a hearty meal.

Two beavers worked wonders with wood carving trees as beavers could. The trees were silent as they stood, and thus was born the beaverhood.

She realized she preferred her French Fries plain because ketchup was proving to be so darn NEEDY.

For a woman of her size, she was a remarkably graceful cliff diver

Friendly blue shark at the bottom of the sea poses for his portrait. A small red crab photo bombs the picture because crabs can be assholes.

Doodle yourself as a success in your favorite occupation.

A scene from West Side Story

He reached the top of the ridge, and the vista unfolding before him made the entire journey worthwhile. He'd made it, and it was real!

A Tanuki gives a demonstration at his dōjō