Dear Princess Celestia, I learned that Santa is a complete tool. From now on, I will only believe in ponies. Your faithful brony, Seth.

The Mascot of the American Tea Party Movement

DareDevil makes a horrible Mr. Bojangles -- and he knows it.

We're going to need a bigger lasagna.

Tonight at the Luxor Las Vegas: Disco Dancing Lepers.

Life... Dreams... Bicycles built for two... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things... I am going to destroy!!

A blue ghost, self-conscious of his own massive head, is comforted by his friend at the lemonade stand who is wearing a napkin for a hat.

Puppy Pounce

Take one step closer to that telescope and I'll twist your neck so far, you'd REALLY get to see Uranus - if you get my drift! *Wink* *Wink*

The Cannibal King will want your bones for the grand show. What a show it will be! Beg for it, and the Cannibal King will not disappoint!

You can run Martin Septum, but no one, not even you, can delay the coming of Mehrunes Dagon! Onward, to the portal in Kvatch!

It doesn't matter if you throw out your television sets. The girl from the Ring will always find a way! MWAHAHAHA!