Tonight at the Luxor Las Vegas: Disco Dancing Lepers.

You get to start a new Doodle Chain! What should the next player draw?

Dolphin-like Jay Jay the Jetplanes soar through the air. The green ones do the blowhole thing catastrophically badly.

Does a bear shit in the woods? No, it's in a bucket.

Buy McNuggets at McDonalds now for only $8.49 for a box of forty McNuggets! Also, Lord of the Rings.

We're going to need a bigger lasagna.

Dear Princess Celestia, I learned that Santa is a complete tool. From now on, I will only believe in ponies. Your faithful brony, Seth.

Take one step closer to that telescope and I'll twist your neck so far, you'd REALLY get to see Uranus - if you get my drift! *Wink* *Wink*

The Cannibal King will want your bones for the grand show. What a show it will be! Beg for it, and the Cannibal King will not disappoint!

Life... Dreams... Bicycles built for two... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things... I am going to destroy!!

"Listen!" "Get out."

Buffy the Goon Slayer would be a much better show than Dollhouse.