I spilled ketchup all over my disembodied hand. Better wipe it off with this machete.

Mr. Tree performs a self-heartectomy.

The gay flight attendant throws a child out the window because he did not stow his tray table or return his seat to the upright position.

Yeah (c:

Vampire faps to a red head trapped in an ice cube.

Dexter is about to eat the heart earring being worn by the love of his life, DeeDee.

Sinoc, the retarded hedgehog.

Buff demon in a basketball jersey.

Sticking a fork down the garbage disposal was not one of his brighter ideas.

Baby face exchange operation.

Pink British man would like to save the queen. Connor is lame.

Mister fat stomach is wearing a person-head hat that believes in flying penises.