I spilled ketchup all over my disembodied hand. Better wipe it off with this machete.

Yeah (c:

Vampire faps to a red head trapped in an ice cube.

Mr. Tree performs a self-heartectomy.

Dexter is about to eat the heart earring being worn by the love of his life, DeeDee.

Sinoc, the retarded hedgehog.

Buff demon in a basketball jersey.

Sticking a fork down the garbage disposal was not one of his brighter ideas.

Baby face exchange operation.

Pink British man would like to save the queen. Connor is lame.

Mister fat stomach is wearing a person-head hat that believes in flying penises.

Ground control to Major Tom. You're a dick and I'm sleeping with your wife. Have fun up there.