turns out fridges are not good protection against nuclear explosions

brown dog saying something that's far from understandable, but he's probably asking for you to kill him, he's fucking horrifying

James Nicholson, the astronaut, must take the cake to mars, as it is our only chance to save the Earth

the bathroom products have rioted and are preparing to kill the owner of the house

simba's father had an unfortunate accident during the samba contest

pennywise the clown stares at his next victim. in a 10 inch deep pool.

"but jimmy, look, it's not as bad as you think! life has so many opportunities, and we are going to take every single one we can!"

a guy is going to show his goatse, but mistakes his friend's mouth for his anus

the year is 2460, cats are now considered dangerous. A man is escaping one on his flying car.

someone commenting on pink floyd

some anime telling another anime that he's an airbender and the other says he actually isn't an airbender what a twist

a man tells his christian friend the shocking news