The worst day ever
a terrible car accident.
Tricked out wheels with bangin' bass
Thugz be bumpin' Beethoven.
Bad thug dude punches a wee lady
Ethnic man is rude to a woman as he is in a hurry to purchase his fruit.
Stick figure guy with an apple in his right hand running passed stick figure girl as he says "Out of my way!"
man's first great achievement- suggesting eve go on a diet
nekked guy with atkins
A man in New York buys a hot dog from a vendor. He then places the hot dog under his hat, which already has a hot dog and hamburger under it
mexicans
The country on the map which is south of USA. + A slang term for a moody woman. Also for her reproductive organ.
Smelly poo poo c:
A cat is alarmed at the sight of a tiny volcano made of poo.
A cat getting shit on. There is blood mixed in with the shit.
poor puppy
A puppy asks for some change.
Yellow and brown puppy with no legs begs for spare change.
brown dog saying something that's far from understandable, but he's probably asking for you to kill him, he's fucking horrifying
lopsided dog tries to remeber that dirty limerick
A dog, confused and alone, is invited back to a old trucker's truck for a good, safe home (and possible adventures).
A penis ejaculating money
a pen that cums money
Money pen.
A money pencil and a money pen.
PAKMEN GOSTS RAPE BLOWND GRL
blonde person with long hair falls off a cliff because it's too windy
glass of lemonade gets blown off a grassy cliff and it says "FUCK"
squarebob spongepants jumping in emptiness
yellow twinkie tries to keep the ocean away
6 afraid of 7
Abstract art chases a bean wearing a gnome hat, against a sky of purple.
art, gnome hat, bean.
An orange traffic cone gnome stares at a painting of a black blob.
Student with a cone on his head attacking a black blob with a mace.
Bear Grylls is climbing a mountain using a morning star. He chose a traffic cone as his preferred headgear for the journey.
three mighty mauntains
If I only had a heart...
Ace of spades, red, upside down, without the top part.
A of hearts has been shot. It flies over a green field with a yellow brick road, shades dance around it.
flying heart with a little black spot in it. eyeglasses are flying round the heart.
3 glasses around a heart
The love of alcohol
I <3 BEER
Energic pikachu saying "I FUCKING LOVE YOU"
"NO!" Said the man, looking in despair at his blood caked hands. "I shall never do this again! It has soiled my soul!" and so he died
Zorro accidently 'zorro's' himself
Zuper man with his poorly designed costume
superhero Gary has two broken legs.
Super Gary tragically broke both of legs in a fight with his arch nemesis, Amazing Dan.
dan beats up gary
one guy has a black eye and the other doesn't
And this is the internet, says the pirate.
Angry little bug.
angry lady bug
an angry ladybug
A ladybird finds out about his wife's affair
A ladybug's wife, Susan, has finally left him. He flies into a violent rage, screaming and smashing windows.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!