An alien in the process of being gang-raped. Worth noting: he's being held down by a Naruto fan and a future motocross star.

Grey alien's pink-paint ploy to become unemployed fails to infuriate his octopus boss. Poor bastard's still got a job.

Ash Ketchum cries as Butterfree leaves him. They're not parting on the best of terms.

Listen, I ain't the type for horsepussy; but those 3rd Gen My Little Pony designs -- hmmm! Oh, don't look at me like that.

A balding dinosaur-halfbreed gynecomastiac with cum volcanoes down its spine can't hold its liquor. Give the drawing the College Try, champ.

George Jetson was stickin' his nose in the robot maid. Jane's pissed. Robot opines, "Mister George is a very dirty man, Mistress Jane."

Smiling cat. The kind that brightens your day.

I said a KGB agent is disguised as Hatsune Miku. Ain't that hard to understand. Keep up, motherfucker.

Pyramidal fella is on the attack, takin' down trees with a big ol' THWAK!/his rod is gold, in a questionable hold/that's what I call a hack!

Animal Crossing: City Folk.

False. Interacting with anyone leaves everyone feeling like shit. Board up the doors, gaff-tape the windows, hide in the corner.

A woman coming to terms with her mutilated hand. Two diversity hires in the background think she's flipping them off.