You've lost honor, Marston.

In silhouette against a sunrise, a strong man breaks his chains. He's found freedom.

This rail-thin 90s-Brad-Dourif-lookin' fella's been staring at his computer monitor for three days straight. No sleep. He's written 10 lines

A totally radical bird zapping some poor bastard with a raygun.

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It's not just you, Murray!

Cretinous monkey-man with buzzwords in his eyes.

A man with a large erection hurts himself by touching a tree.

A sheep with dull wool and large, crazy eyes thinks on who he wants to add to his 'TO KILL' list. He's already got three names down.

Two candles burn on a conveyor belt. One is red and tall, the other orange and squat.

Doodle or Die

Dennis kicks ass at tennis. He's celebrating another win by spraying Easy Cheese into the crowd.

Doodle or Die

The permanence of suicide has this glam rocker crying blood. He's surrounded by piss-submerged bowling balls chanting, 'for ever' [sic]

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Ming the Merciless-type showing off his Russian mail-order GF. She's got the look of a real ice queen, despite the red attire.

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