Creepypasta Elmo comes to collect my electric bill.

This is waht it isos otp be a womean.'

grouwn ass sadult butying a happy meal from Jicky-D's Classic Hamburger and fries. #750 fuckin' quick slubbering on yh ground whore.

I too block out the face and just stare at the tits.

Boo-ario scaring some bitch-ass Boos. This is cultural appropriation.

Let me guess: you're shocked that Taco Bell discontinued the Mexican Pizza? Some of us have real problems, Charlie.

Carrot-mouthed motherfucker spreading green propaganda.

You've lost honor, Marston.

In silhouette against a sunrise, a strong man breaks his chains. He's found freedom.

This rail-thin 90s-Brad-Dourif-lookin' fella's been staring at his computer monitor for three days straight. No sleep. He's written 10 lines

A totally radical bird zapping some poor bastard with a raygun.

It's not just you, Murray!