A steamroller saying "vroom vroom, mofucka!" runs over a man, who laments that his glorious neckbeard will die with him.

A blue-footed booby stares into the distance, plotting the demise of mankind.

Bluuuuh

A person waves their hands in the air like they just don't care whilst thinking, "I black."

Sad blue man says "Okay..."

I'm on a boat!

Oh god oh god I'm a disembodied head and I won't stop bleeding.

The kitty is winking at you. What's up with that?

The toast, finding no other options in his tortured existence, holds a gun to his crusty head.

A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can beeeeeee!

"Excuse you", said the horse in disgust.

Super kawaii neko! Omg it's so kawaii, ne? :3