A blue-footed booby stares into the distance, plotting the demise of mankind.

Oh god oh god I'm a disembodied head and I won't stop bleeding.

The kitty is winking at you. What's up with that?

The toast, finding no other options in his tortured existence, holds a gun to his crusty head.

A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how sss-snake-like I can beeeeeee!

"Excuse you", said the horse in disgust.

Super kawaii neko! Omg it's so kawaii, ne? :3

Just another night of jizzing into the sink.

Hotdog thinks he is hideous. :C

Broccoli holds Cheese at knife point. Cheese says, "Bring it on."

Bald eagle cries at the sight of the majestic American flag. SO BEAUTIFUL.

Strange no-armed man does not understand.