I used to be a minecrafter like you, but then I took a pebble to the sheep.

an octopus commits suicide at 3pm and some cocky bitch goldfish are explaining how golden they are

Don't open me Dan I have feelings too!

blue power ranger

Oh god no, fleshlight.

FUCK SEX!

the lonely plant never gets picked because noone can see it in the night

dat evolution of the pokemon I can't remember the names of

The secret ending of Pacman where the source of Pacman's drug history is revealed to be a piece of poop.

a man receiving a package from midgetz-2-go

the first ginger with brown pubes and he makes millions because of it

Jeffrey you better blow me