You think you could give me an enema?

Man needs a colonoscopy.

An ant with it's butt in a goatse-esc fashion.

ant with grey arse eats with his antennae

Poor ant seems to have lost one of its antennae.

Someone ripped off black sheep's ear, he is crying about it.

I used to be a minecrafter like you, but then I took a pebble to the sheep.

sOMEONE IS ANGRY WITH SIRI

A shapeless mass that's blue, red and black.

Mr. Krabs saying "Who you callin shapeless?"

a crab who is very defensive about his shape