THE COW POLICE IS HERE FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER. HANDS UP.

Doodle or Die

GOD DAMNED SPICY BURRITO. LIKE HOLY SHIT THAT THING IS HOT.

Disney's Goofy takes a Mjolnir to the face from an infatuated Thor. (Good luck you poor bastard.)

Two garden hoses freaking the fuck out.

a Strawberry SBaHJ style. erdbeere

Doodle or Die

A badger 'sploding a mountain with Acme TNT.

HOW DID YOU GET SUCH NICE TEXT.

an angry crying man

Sherlock Holmes has given up his life as a detective in favor of being a TOTAL PIMP.

A pussybitch.

DAT KIRBY

An elephant transvestite going to work. The work is SFW work.

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