Twilight.

harry potter

If Harry Potter was in the Dilbert universe.

The dilbert who lived

Harry potter wearing a business shirt and a red tie.

Derpy Harry Potter

Harry Potter with a VERY broken arm

Harry potter isn't getting any action only chores

An elephant with a blue handbag

An elephant transvestite going to work. The work is SFW work.

a sleazy hooker elephant with a cigarette, purse, and fishnet stockings

A prostitute elephant

Creepy blue slutty aardvark gets paid to date some ugly fart.

Apparently that Aardvark is a slut.

this anteater has actually failed at prostitution...

sexy elephant

horrible disfigured rhino wears red bikini

Some kind of monster with a giant head in a red bikini