Although the hyper vampire was 9 meters tall, and gave off heavy amounts of radiation, his bones seemed to be as hard as curdled milk.

Man looks to his waiter in disgust. The damned idiot had his leg stewed in a "Sauce Framboise"! Not a "Sauce Cranberge" like he had asked.

This cat is sad because big international jewish bankers controlling the governement have banned catnip. Man... A fuckin' cat needs his Nip.

Your grandma has a huge cancerous mole on her face but she has accepted her fate. She has decided to join a neo-Gypsy revolution.

A group of wayward aircraft fuselage pieces gather around a fire and tell each other ghost stories about horrible things, like 9/11.

A bird will do whatever the fuck he wants. If he wants to fucking smoke next to your fucking baby than I guess that's what he'll fucking do.

A trio of black guys in a urine filled hot top in the middle of winter.

Cyberdine is behind the newest evolution of the furbys. In the war on cyborgs, you might want to make sure you cellphone isn't a furby.

A chef is obsessed with his turkey's ability to due math, despite the fact that it is cooked.

Elvis reborn in 1992! Appreciates things like blue suede shows, Borsht, Arthouse Movies and Post-avant Jazzcore. He is not a hipster.

As Greg reentered the atmosphere, he was determined to use his massive velocity to destroy his ex-wifes car with his own body.

Search Mikey Jr! on youtube Watch the first video and describe what it makes you feel in picture drawings.