A chef is obsessed with his turkey's ability to due math, despite the fact that it is cooked.

This cat is sad because big international jewish bankers controlling the governement have banned catnip. Man... A fuckin' cat needs his Nip.

Your grandma has a huge cancerous mole on her face but she has accepted her fate. She has decided to join a neo-Gypsy revolution.

Elvis reborn in 1992! Appreciates things like blue suede shows, Borsht, Arthouse Movies and Post-avant Jazzcore. He is not a hipster.

As Greg reentered the atmosphere, he was determined to use his massive velocity to destroy his ex-wifes car with his own body.

Search Mikey Jr! on youtube Watch the first video and describe what it makes you feel in picture drawings.

Although the hyper vampire was 9 meters tall, and gave off heavy amounts of radiation, his bones seemed to be as hard as curdled milk.

Counter terrorists win!

Gerald watches you when you pee, and greatly relishes the experience.

A group of wayward aircraft fuselage pieces gather around a fire and tell each other ghost stories about horrible things, like 9/11.

A bird will do whatever the fuck he wants. If he wants to fucking smoke next to your fucking baby than I guess that's what he'll fucking do.

A native American man trying to hitch a ride to the Spokane International sign spinning and cornball throwing competition.