An honest, god-loving and hard-working US citizen contemplates doing felliato in order to acquire iphone5.

HEY GURL WHATS UP GURL IVE HEARD BRAD HAS HOTS FOR ME GURL ITS SO OBVVY GURL

baby cake is asleep without knwoing that it shall be consumed by a fat neckbeard

True face of humanity.

a member if the afro-american community is deeply unhappy about the fact that he didn't receive a welfare check

a cellphone tries to commit suicide using a black spoon

an encrypted message

a boner pirate accidentaly uses his Zeus-lke powers to summon a rain of shit

a child in a blue baseball cap discovers that he is one of fantastic 4

your favorite band

a pansexual feminist tranvestite turns out to be a kool aid guy

your favorite monument being destroyed by a dinosaur