a cellphone tries to commit suicide using a black spoon

an encrypted message

a boner pirate accidentaly uses his Zeus-lke powers to summon a rain of shit

a child in a blue baseball cap discovers that he is one of fantastic 4

your favorite band

a pansexual feminist tranvestite turns out to be a kool aid guy

a member if the afro-american community is deeply unhappy about the fact that he didn't receive a welfare check

your favorite monument being destroyed by a dinosaur

a cheeto salad

a brave knight finally realises that having the hand of king's daughter is not as good as it sounds

a cute girl

father teaches his son the value of money by having him chased by a bettle-vomit monster