Party pigeon! Probly more like a sparrow or so, but there's no alliteration to be had that way.

A blue lightning bolt discussing just how great a series of video games The Legend of Zelda is.

Swiss guard done got ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

Crap in a dress

World peace.

Robot dreaming of a robot

Skeleton thinks its racist that only alive people get to play soccer

A ninja fights the sun, who is ironically in sunglasses.

Heysus the gardener tells someone not to rob a grave.

The earth dribbling a basketball

A man wondering how to make pizza

Road to nowhere, being taveled by nobody.