Crap in a dress

World peace.

Robot dreaming of a robot

Skeleton thinks its racist that only alive people get to play soccer

A ninja fights the sun, who is ironically in sunglasses.

Heysus the gardener tells someone not to rob a grave.

The earth dribbling a basketball

A man wondering how to make pizza

Party pigeon! Probly more like a sparrow or so, but there's no alliteration to be had that way.

Road to nowhere, being taveled by nobody.

Black fish swimming among the stars.

Goldfish with legs running from large-lipped monster.