If he IS the danger, then I am the bomb

Long thought extinct, the Tritonasaur was recently discovered upon a mound of freshly picked spinach

Ryan, go stand in that corner and introduce yourself to our guests.

Eggplant is a slave

Earth-Man

Mom says I wear too much makeup

Explosion at the yarn barn!

Very ob-NOx-cious, said the angry hobo

Television used to kill us...now it defends us against aliens

Entailments is bad

What a roach sees right before it is squished

Big, juicy steak