Eggplant is a slave

Earth-Man

Mom says I wear too much makeup

Explosion at the yarn barn!

If he IS the danger, then I am the bomb

Very ob-NOx-cious, said the angry hobo

Television used to kill us...now it defends us against aliens

Entailments is bad

What a roach sees right before it is squished

Big, juicy steak

Jolly Green Giant takes drag

My poems taste just like they smell...delicious!