A bottle of Absolut Vodka thinking about whether he came from Poland or from Russia
A demon with three arms has been killed. The cause of death is unknown (hint: be creative).
A man has a portal in his beard that leads back to the year 1842
Hashtag swag yolo! We hip and trendy now! Maybe later we can learn how to twerk!
Bizarro world feminism
A snake pretending to be Sonic except it doesn't have legs so it can't go fast
A mugger holds Bill Gates at gunpoint while God accidentally drops his sofa from the heavens, screaming "MY SOFA!"