A demon with three arms has been killed. The cause of death is unknown (hint: be creative).

A man has a portal in his beard that leads back to the year 1842

Hashtag swag yolo! We hip and trendy now! Maybe later we can learn how to twerk!

Bizarro world feminism

A snake pretending to be Sonic except it doesn't have legs so it can't go fast

A mugger holds Bill Gates at gunpoint while God accidentally drops his sofa from the heavens, screaming "MY SOFA!"

A bottle of Absolut Vodka thinking about whether he came from Poland or from Russia