Demoman's mother gets mad at him for attempting to perform self-fellatio, when he should be working.

A two legged sentry creates a world changing speech, but alas, it is lost within the machine's many "beeps".

Heavy jumps onto the moon.

The scout is melting, and the heavy refuses to help him because he's a busy man.

A spy angrily greets another spy who emerged from his cake. The other spy is confused and asks "Were you expecting someone else?"

I am heavy fish-mermaid guy. And this, is my fish head.

A dramatic story, consisting of 2 smaller circles and 1 large circle.

Spy is traumatized after seeing the hilariously bad doodles on this website.

A blue jelly fish is given to soldier for his birthday.

The heavy sits on someone, presumably killing them with a "PLOOP!" noise.

Soldier melts into a puddle and threatens to defecate in Merasmus' hat.

Peanuts, with Heavy Brown.