A blue jelly fish is given to soldier for his birthday.

The heavy sits on someone, presumably killing them with a "PLOOP!" noise.

Engineer blushes and points at a spycrab.

A demoman with lucious flowing hair, with a floating sign that says "No Hats"

Soldier melts into a puddle and threatens to defecate in Merasmus' hat.

Scout rubs his back on a giant black dude's nipples.

Demo looks excitedly at a hose which has "Property of Munchnose" written on it.

Peanuts, with Heavy Brown.

The scout is melting, and the heavy refuses to help him because he's a busy man.

The scout got salt in his hair and is extremely distressed

An engineer squirrel consults an armless demoman(...?) about how he messed up everything.

A two legged sentry creates a world changing speech, but alas, it is lost within the machine's many "beeps".