What Glenn Beck thinks public healthcare will do
Your stalker can see you.
Shrek pulls his own heart out and eats it.
People are trying to drive a speedboat over an island, rather than around it.
I ran so fast my top hat fell off. It was awesome.
The apocalypse is caused by pink clouds raining acid rain.
Fuck you dad, I can tie balloons to my dick if I want.
The inside of Rick Santorum's brain.
Justin Bieber kills himself to be with his mother.
The S.S. C-Word is sinking.
The unknown enemy
Bugs Bunny goes to Venezuela and becomes some sort of counterculture beatnik.