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What Glenn Beck thinks public healthcare will do

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Your stalker can see you.

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Shrek pulls his own heart out and eats it.

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People are trying to drive a speedboat over an island, rather than around it.

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I ran so fast my top hat fell off. It was awesome.

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The apocalypse is caused by pink clouds raining acid rain.

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Fuck you dad, I can tie balloons to my dick if I want.

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The inside of Rick Santorum's brain.

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Justin Bieber kills himself to be with his mother.

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The S.S. C-Word is sinking.

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The unknown enemy

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Bugs Bunny goes to Venezuela and becomes some sort of counterculture beatnik.

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