The apocalypse is caused by pink clouds raining acid rain.
Fuck you dad, I can tie balloons to my dick if I want.
The inside of Rick Santorum's brain.
Justin Bieber kills himself to be with his mother.
The S.S. C-Word is sinking.
The unknown enemy
Bugs Bunny goes to Venezuela and becomes some sort of counterculture beatnik.
Mr. Blobby going on an armed rampage
An angsty emo kid sings nu-metal lyrics at the top of his voice and slashes his wrists.
Your stalker can see you.
An awful stage accident left the drummer embedded in his instrument.
An American Footballer has managed to get to the ball, but forgotten what he should do next.