the malformed offspring of Venusaur and Blastoise regrets his own conception

Rainbow Dash buys a playstation one

Mr. Snake used to love the newspaper comics, and now... now he didn't even chuckle. He needed help. Psychiatric help.

Space Cat mulled over his rejection, realizing he needed some sort of food-related, kawaii gimmick if he was gonna make this work.

The witch was disappointed that, at his old age, the wizard was having difficulty keeping his wand erect.

Holy shit. Badass demons. I don't know if they're from some intellectual property I should know of or not. All I know is they are bad ass.

the president of the pokemon fan club comes out as a bronyta

partyspider may have lost four limbs, but he could never lose his party soul

As Blood Marsh consumed his flesh, Stephen accepted death, knowing that this was a really fucking cool way to go

Bug dads share their distaste for 'grubstep'

Living in the opening dungeon of a Bethesda game filled Horace with rage. Luckily, he had plenty of low level rodents to fight.

The accident was years ago, but It didn't matter. No time could dissolve the trauma. The octophobe ran for his life, exclaiming, "Oh f**k!"